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10 signs you are the sigma male (no. 7 will blow your mind!)


finally, some fucking updates

this update is an attempt at a starting point/first act experience

old starting decks have turned into something way weaker and more streamlined. new starting personalities - funbot, crybot etc. - are generic, simplified and don't drop as rewards later on in the game. basically switching them out will almost always be an upgrade

specific enemies now appear on specific floors, so you don't get shafted by something that deletes all your posts and emojis at the first encounter. might be unbalanced as shit atm but the mechanic is there, to be eventually perfected with adjustments

5 new reward personalities have been added with a #motivation gimmick: each personality in the set has access to a card that repeats the effect of all #motivation posts in play. can you adopt the SIGMA MALE GRINDSET or would you rather live, laugh, love as the basic bitch?

finally, a joke mode for which the game is not balanced at all - it limits the time you can spend pausing. for now a generous 20 seconds, maybe it should be less? dunno, but I know I want to do this kind of thing instead of typical difficulty selection

update is up in webgl version for now

Files

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Nov 06, 2021

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