h8machine

Devlog

• constructed
  June 13, 2022 by gaem by JJ

  game updated with a constructed gamemode for testing! probably unbalanced as fuck plan for it: make it a completionist challenge in the full release, with the goal to complete it with every possible p... Continue reading
• the voice
  January 30, 2022 by gaem by JJ

  webgl build now has voicelines! also, the ui for playing and targeting cards is completely different. the old one just didn't work enjoy... Continue reading
• 10 signs you are the sigma male (no. 7 will blow your mind!)
  November 06, 2021 by gaem by JJ

  finally, some fucking updates this update is an attempt at a starting point/first act experience old starting decks have turned into something way weaker and more streamlined. new starting personaliti... Continue reading
• a VERY BASED update
  October 08, 2021 by gaem by JJ

  "Based on what?" Based on Steam Next Fest feedback! This update includes a complete redesign of the battle UI that should make things way easier to track. Posts will now autoposition in two columns, o... Continue reading
• some post-DD updates
  September 08, 2021 by gaem by JJ

  Few improvements to the UI since last update: - indicators for posts that are playable/unplayable because of their cost - indicators for reply-only posts - improved hand spread, costs of posts are now... Continue reading
• updoot
  September 03, 2021 by gaem by JJ

  samll update consists mostly of visual updates to UI - a reddit orange/twitter blue color palette has taken over. should improve readability and indicating friendly/enemy posts. minor gameplay changes... Continue reading

  
• pic unrelated
  August 28, 2021 by gaem by JJ

  update contains a new layout for the run progression, with a more starightforward spire-slaying type of a climb. the traversal is now more limited, but that will come in handy in the future for adjust... Continue reading

  
• 26.08
  August 26, 2021 by gaem by JJ

  this update adds 5 new enemies and streamlines the tutorial you can now argue with game journalists and an actual strawman the tutorial now explains things in a more step-by-step manner... Continue reading

  
• new enemies
  August 13, 2021 by gaem by JJ

  today, an update that adds 7 new enemy types since the last one, I also added a tutorial (all feedback on what's unclear welcome!) and changed the fonts to improve readability of the cards also, some... Continue reading

  
• toaster update
  July 31, 2021 by gaem by JJ

  toaster mode engaged! This update adds a performance mode in which the runtime neural network is turned off and all images are pre-generated assets. In toaster mode you have no ability to customize yo... Continue reading
• neural net update
  July 13, 2021 by gaem by JJ

  new neural network is in game! you can now choose between a lightweight (3.5MB, should run on any GPU... I think) and heavy (50MB) model. The heavy one still causes performance hitches and is noticabl... Continue reading
• big brain time
  May 28, 2021 by gaem by JJ

  This update changes the health system from keeping BANS 🚫🚫🚫 low to keeping BRAINS 🧠🧠🧠 high. The game is now about preserving your sanity while arguing stupid shit! Some feedback I go... Continue reading

  
• with enemies like this who needs friends
  April 27, 2021 by gaem by JJ

  this update introduces enemies with actual themes to the game at the end of the demo, an evil janny boss awaits you beware! she does it for free... Continue reading

  
• the duality of man
  April 11, 2021 by gaem by JJ

  this update adds 10 new personalities to the roster, which include ~20 new cards. you can now creepily ask girls to step on you and lash out when they don't return affection, OBLITERATE your opponent... Continue reading